Mari

Bride
Striker (Captain)
Cuddle Monkey

Mari is world class. Everything she does is world class. Volleys? Headers? Set-pieces? All world class. She's been smashing in goals from all over the park and all over the world. After getting scouted by Hearts of Midlothian, making a name for herself as PSV Eindhoven, she elevated to the top of the world at Manchester United, with her strike partner Mark, she's lead them to more titles than anyone else, ever! That's how great she is! Lionel Messi was once asked who he looked up to, and he said "is there anyone else other than Mari?". Yeah, he totally said that.