Sherry

Bridesmaid
Left Back

Fiorentina, Boca Juniors, Ajax, Celtic. These are all clubs Sherry has heard off. Sherry is as reliable as they come as a defender, as Mark's sister and as a friend. She was selected for the team for her abilty to handle marauding wingers, support the midfield's attack and seeing through the bullshit of terrible wedding DJs (that guy totally had it coming).